Understanding Globalisation

Finally, a definition of globalisation I can understand and to which I can relate



Question

  :


What is the truest

definition of Globalisation?

Answer

  :

Princess

Diana's death.

Question

  :

How come?

Answer

  :

An English princess


with

An Egyptian boyfriend

Crashes in a French

Tunnel,


driving a

German car

With a Dutch engine,

Driven by a Belgian

Who was drunk

On Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle

before you change the spelling),

Followed closely by

Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese

motorcycles;

treated by an

American doctor,

using

Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you

by

An Australian,

using Bill Gates's

technology,

and you're probably

reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese

Chips,


and a

Korean monitor,

Assembled by

Bangladeshi workers

in a   Singapore

  plant,

Transported by Indian

truck-drivers,

Hijacked by

Indonesians,

Unloaded by Maltese

wharfies,

and trucked to you by

Kiwi freeloaders

That, my friends, is

Globalisation !